Bacon on the brain

My stream of thought during a break from coding:

Sausage raviolis make a wonderful 3:40 AM snack. Yummy little sausage links for breakfast, or Canadian bacon? Canadian bacon bears little resemblance to regular bacon. DNA segments are not entirely unlike strips of bacon. If I had a pet pig I would call it Francis.

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[Mom]

Yuck, eating pale pink salty greasy sausages at 3:00 AM?
Poor girl! I didn't know that being a scientist, you'd have to endure such hardship...